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Long time no post, huh? Well you guys aren't commenting or no nothin, so I had no choice but to leave you blog-wandering. But I was too kind, alas, and I posted. So Yes. What is the latest news? Well, I made cake, pizza, and J-SKI WAS SO DAFT. She though I was doin the amount of sauce and cheese all wrong, when she was the one that put way too much cheese and sauce. Clearly, John/J-ski is in manifest error. BOUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!. The reason why you don't put too much cheese is so that you don't get all sick of the cheese. And the reason why you don't put a gallon of sauce is so the crust won't get all thin, soggy and nasty. So yeah. I also got tested for my surah Kahfi. It went pretty well. I'm expecting 3rd place. Because some men tupa'ly entered against me like little evil leprechauns. So I had no choice. I had to beat them. Sobasterisksob. Joke. Anyhow, they will announce, or at least give the money to us tomorrow night at Teravih. The 3rd place prize is 25, 2nd place is fiddy cents, I mean dollars, and 1st is 75 whoppers. I don't really like whoppers, because they make the tawp of my bleeping surgeried mouth feel resurgeried. So like yeah. Thats also why I don't get drunk over pineapple. Or should I say pine. Get it? Pine over pineapple? Yeah. Laugh more, kids. anyhow, what else happened? Oh yeah, soccer season started, and practice is on Saturdays, Mondays and Wednesdays. I hate spelling Wednesday. I keep on thinkin I got it wrong. But anyhow, at the first practice I almost fainted because they made us run for like a million miles while the adults just sat and talked, and keep in mind that this was at 12pm when the sun burned us to little black golliwogs. Golliwogs are like so yesterday, so if you don't know what they are, Then you should learn about something called Google. It's some sort of thing that has a whole bunch of stuff on the ISP of it. So like yeah. So saturday practices are hardest because they're from like 11:30 to 1:00 when it's hottest outside. That's why grad students shouldn't teach kids soccer. Actually I think fasting with soccer is less torture than drinking like a bartender in soccer, because you get less stitches. Because water causes stitches, I believe. That should go on ambord. Anyhow, that's basically all that happened. So like yeah.