Update 9;57AM

I just finished math and stuff.

Updates

Yesterday I played soccer. I gave coach the money for the season, because Abi changed his mind about me not playing.

So we did the usual drills, some passing, then a weird game where there was three teams all shooting at one goalie. Then that was it. They should make practice 2 hours instead of one. I also had a new partner. His leg wasn't strong enough, and he kept kicking with his toe.

Yesterday, after lunch, Me, Z, and N cleaned the living room. J-Ski was no help. She never is.

Before

After.

When I was taking the after picture below, I had to stand behind J-Ski and she was being all suspicious and mean and she thought I was reading her chat.

Before

After

 Yesterday I also had Science Jim class. I also had to bike home after soccer last night. I wore Abi's gloves with no fingers, and when I took them off, my palms and the back of my palms were all nice and smooth, but the tips of my fingers were wrinkled like an old man's.

Yesterday someone rather hefty at soccer smashed my toe. It has a big black bruise thing now.

I have a soccer game on Saturday at 2:00.

Today I went to Fajr with Daddy.

Last night my belly hurt either because,
-I drank the poisonous BRITA water (It isn't really poisonous)
-I sat on my bike to slouchily and my belly folded. That only happens if my belly is empty
-I held my ____s too much

Z doesn't have Meca today.

Ummi posted a blog post on her blog.
Actually she posted two. In my Gmail preview that popped up on my iPod I read
     Gmail
     Days Of Our Lives 2
     [New post] Obsessed with Physics
     "H loves his Science Jim..."

WHAT??!!

Question Of The Day

Do you love your Science Jim?

Haha.

Update 8:08PM

We just finished class. He's doing Q&A now.

Update 5:51PM

Updates

Earlier, J-Ski, N, and Ummi went to the doctor or something. Z and me stayed home, and he played games the whole time. I was supposed to have class, but when I clicked the link to class, I saw this junky message.

Click it to make it bigger. If you're that busybody.

Well I bet most people will want to know what it says anyways.

I have a class with Shaykh Omar Suleiman tonight. I think. Probably, though.


I just finished making dinner, and now the rice is cooking. I actually forgot all about it, because I was too busy making the chicken and the vegetables, so I cooked it late. But whatever.

 Here's the chicken I made. It doesn't look that appetizing, but it's edible.

And it isn't really that yellow. The lights made everything look annoying. So like if the light was on you, you would be annoying too. Or rather, they would make you look annoying. But that's beyond the point.

 Here are my fancy cutted carrots. Z kept on trying to stick his hand under the knife to get one while I was cutting them.

 I have to go pray Maghrib, but I need to go to the bathroom first.

Wait... Let me finish my juice.




AAGH! I almost spit it out because I took too big a mouthful. Bye. I will come, nature!!

Update 10:50AM

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Last night at soccer we had a scrimmage. My team won. I think it was 3 - 0. Abi said I could play in the team.

After the scrimmage, somebody had a bday so we all had some cupcakes. The cupcakes had so much coloring that everybody's lips and teeth were either green, blue, red, or yellow, so when they all smiled, I almost barfed. Lipstick. I took a red cupcake, so my lips were just red, but if I smiled, you would think I was a zombie.

This morning we ate some dolma that Abi and me got last night at the halal store. Dolma is grape leaves stuffed with rice, in case you didn't know.

And yeah... half the can is finished now. Abi's going to scream when he gets back from work 0_0.

We also got some strawberry jam last night too, and some clementines, and a new car.
I don't know why I wrote that.

We just got back from the library. Z is jumping and dancing to his mp3 behind me LOL.
Now the song sounds sad and he sat down depressedly. LOL
It's happy again! He's bouncing on the bed!
OMG he's holding a plastic knife too. That looks wrong.

Oh yeah, this morning, I finally successfully whited00r'd J-Ski's phone. Then I got a bunch of games and stuff from the 'Time Machine', including Skype, Cut The Rope, Angry Birds, Jetpack Joyride, and um... Google Translate. Z will love that. But J-Ski's not very nice, so she probably won't let him play with her phone until she reads this.

What else? I have to do my- OMG Z is putting the blade of his plastic knife against his stuffed animal's face!

As I was saying, I have to do my essay. Um...

I'm thirsty.

Ummi took my iPod to the doctor's office so she could listen to Surah Baqarah. Hopefully she didn't mess anything up.

J-Ski just called Z snobbily.

Z left, leaving his song on.

I started dancing.
JUST KIDDING.

Z is back. He's eating something small, round and orange. I don't have any idea what it is. Let me ask him.



Huh? He said "Camatyne", which means clementine, but it did not look like a clementine.


I stretched.
Z is fingering his blade lovingly.

He's stepping on his stuffed animal.
He just asked me something that I will not tell you people.

Question Of The Day

What is small, round and orange? Give me as many answers as you can.



Ugh I forgot to write down what time I started writing this post, so I made up a time.

Update 12:14PM

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New video LIVE right now! It's very, very short, but I just posted it for fun.
Sorry if you guys hate it.

It has been posted.
It was published from my iPod.

Wow, It's 18 seconds. Wasn't expecting it that short. Well maybe I'll film another one. Later.






Well anyways, we just finished lunch. I think J-Ski is eating Ice cream. N is on Howrse, and Mom is listening to some lecture. J-Ski just smacked her lips. That's not a good sign. Yup, it's mud pie flavored ice cream in a cup. I'm going to eat some later.

Umm... Let's see what else? Oh yeah I have to go E-mail my video to Science Jim.(My teacher on currclick). It's homework for this week's class. We'll have class on Wednesday at 9:00. I also have another class on Currclick tomorrow, taught by Mrs. Rhodes. I think Jim has a cooler name than hers. Maybe she should call herself History Rhodes. Cool! History Roads!(She teaches history)

Umm... I'm going to go E-Mail Science Jim now, and then maybe I'll think of more stuff to post. Hold on, guys.





Ok. The Email is done.

I've been trying to learn how to do a Planche. Abi sent me this video.


um... What else? Oh yeah we ate my curry for lunch. You can see the recipe for it in the last post. Okay I think that's enough for- Oh yeah, I have soccer practice today. That's an update. Okay, bye!

Update 8:54 AM {RECIPE BONUS}

Oops, it just turned 8:55. But whatever.

I have a lot of pictures for you!

Updates 

After we picked up J-Ski and N, we headed to K-Mart to replace the bike tube. J-Ski gave me a fake twinkie. It wasn't a twinkie.

We went to K-Mart, then got the correct tube. Then we went home and put it in. Hopefully I can ride my bike to soccer today. I despise J-Ski's bike, even though it's more comfortable.

 I also got new shoes yesterday before we got the tube. I got em at Marshalls. Actually, I chose the orange version of these, but they didn't have my size (9.5), so I had to get blue instead. They were $32.00 including tax.

 Then we got home yesterday and I cooked dinner! Hooray!

As a bonus, I will tell you how to make this awesome chicken curry.


Ok, first, get some chicken curry powder and pour in into a bowl.

My mom is just putting it in a jar so she can keep it in the picture below. That isn't how much you should put... Unless you want to cough and gag and choke in your delicious meal.

 So get that paste, put in some onions, and in my mom's words,
     "Poot een just enough watè to make it a peyst. EEEIHH, EECHY!!"
Which translates to,
     "Put in just enough water to make a paste. Ow. I'm itchy."
She really was itchy. I don't know why though. It was strange.

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. After it has been made a paste, add two cloves, two star anises, two cinnamon sticks, and two something elses, but I forgot what they were, so just forget them because they probably aren't that important.

 

Okay, you made the paste. You are now a chef.

So get a bunch of oil and get 

"A STO' Pot!!"

(A stock pot)

And basically pour in a lot of oil. I didn't put enough, so two things happened.

1. Ummi screamed at me

2. The paste stuck to the pot

Yeah, so fry the paste 5-7 minutes.

Oh yeah! Also add some curry leaves. I put in a handful.

 Okay, after you fried the paste for 7 minutes, add some tamarin juice. It makes it tangy.
"But mek sure you don't add the sits!"
(But make sure you don't add the seeds.)

 Then add the chicken. This is whole chicken all chopped up.

 Stir it so that the paste curry stuff is all over the chicken.

Pour some water over it until the chicken is almost submerged

"USE DA BRITAA!!"

Ignore that^ And die of dirty water

 

 Ok, now add half a can of santan, which is coconut milk in either my mom's language or malay. or it's a brand name. I don't really know. BUT JUST ADD IT ANYWAYS.

Ok, I'll give you a hint on how much to add. The can we used was 400 ml. So use 200ml.


BUT REMEMBER! This whole recipe was made with one whole chicken in mind.

 Put it on medium heat for like 40 minutes and it's done. Eat it.

Then barf.

BAHAHAHA.

 Today's Updates

We did Tafseer and Arabic with Husna, then we had some breakfast, which I made for N and me, because it was only enough for two people. It was delicious noodles. The weird asian scraggly noodles. I call it fake maggie, because it uses maggie noodles, but it isn't maggie.

J-Ski took my iPod charging cord, I have absolutely no idea why. She already has her own, anyhow.

I've been writing this post for a long time. It's all that chicken's fault.

I HAVE TO GO DO SCHOOL, CHICKEN.

Question Of The Day

What can you cook?

Nothing, I bet. So bye. Math time.

Update 3:19PM

Updates

I got a haircut yesterday. It's a disguised bowl cut. I call bowl cuts 'thomas hair'.
Last evening we went to dad's soccer as usual.
I played basketball with a blacktop warrior...

 He played soccer...

 Then we went to the masjid, where I had to knock a million times to get mom and J-Ski and N out of there.

This morning we had breakfast, which was roti john made by Abi. Google it if you will.

After that, we tried jailbreaking J-Ski's phone with whited00r. It did not work, so I roared and threw the phone against the wall in black fury jailbroke it with redsn0w instead.

 

Oh yeah, this morning Dad played soccer again, and I played basketball gain. I also facetimed with J-Ski. Well actually with N, because J-Ski was too hooked.

YES! GET CHROME >:D.

 After it got too windy at the court, I went and played some soccer with some kids. It was really cloudy and windy at this point.

 After soccer, we picked up and dropped off J-Ski and N at the masjid to pretend to teach Sunday School.

Then we went to Kmart, and we got a tube. The strange thing is, I was holding the box in the picture below, but when we got home, it turned out that this was a 24 inch tube! I men the box and everything was a 24 inch! It was weird! I remember holding this box! Dad was all angry because it was a 24". Pictures don't lie. I do not remember picking up another one after holding this one.

 On the same shelf of the bike tubes, I saw this ridiculous thing.
JUST BUY THE CUPS AND THE BALLS SEPARATELY! THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON!!!
Seriously, wash cups.

 Then I got some pants and tried them in the fitting room. This is a picture of the mirror. It look all weird and baggy because I was wearing pants under these pants.

AAH ITS ASR!! WE HVE TO GO PICK UP J-SKI ND N!!!

QUESTION OF THE DAY

Are you in a rush right now???


I AM SO BYE!

Update 8:15 AM

Updates

Z is dancing with  blanket wrapped around his leg. He's saying nonsense words.

Dad is eating omething.


Last night we ate some pandan rolls. They were gone too fast

Abi's telling me to eat.

Maybe I'll post a more picturey post later, but I have to go eat now.

Question Of The Day

How old are you?

GAHAHA.

Update 4:42PM

We've been baking and steaming and stirring since the last update. We are making pandan rolls, steamed chocolate cake, and some muffins for little allergic Z.

I made the chocolate cake all by myself while N and Ummi mde the pandan sheet. I mean, I don't even like chocolate cake. Srsly.
BUT I'M STILL GONNA EAT IT BECAUSE I LIKE CAKE.

Ugh I just went and looked at the one under it and all the water from the one above dripped into it and it's all gooey. But dat's all cool. I'll still eat it.

J-Ski and N are rolling the pandan roll in parchment paper now.

Sorry. I'm back. I had to go blend some chili

CHILI IS THE REASON WHY THIS POST TOOK SO LONG TO WRITE!!!



Heh.



Here's the cream we put in the pandan roll. I whipped it. I also took the blurry picture. Sorry.

It's too sweet. But I'm still going to eat it. So there, health!


Here are Z's muffins. Ummi made em.

Z keeps on stroking them lovingly.

HAHA

This is the squid we're going to cook. This is what I blended the chili for. You better be thankful, squiddo.

YOU'd better be thankful. You're the one who's going to eat me. Who killed me anyway? Did you kill me? I'm going to call my fellow squid friends to kill you guys back. I'll call Kuiddo, Wuiddo, Shuid-

I didn't kill you, so stay calm or whatever.

I choose whatever.

Whatever.


Google glass looks awesome! I wonder how much MP's the camera is? But it looks awesome, even though that probably isn't what it's going to look like when they start selling it to the public. I can't believe they're releasing it this year.
Hopefully this pic works...

If it didn't work, I'm going to dedicate the next post to one long spammy scream.

Update 2:28PM

I just came back from Jumah. It wasn't too bad on the way back. I didn't even have to wear a sweater.

I realized the pic of J-Ski's phone did not show up in that other update, so here it is.

I tried to jailbreak it on whited00r at least 15 times yesterday. Well maybe ten. But I had to restore it so many times.

Here is the picture of Nutella bread I mentioned in another post on Wednesday. This is my real, actual picture.

  

This picture is also from Wednesday. I took a pic while riding my bike, an impressive feat.

 And here is nother picture on the way to practice. That finger at the bottom is annoying, isn't it?

Well I had to keep my eyes on the road sidewalk.

Taken on Wednesday also, this is my house in the dark.

 

Beautiful, Eh?

So Ummi's calling me to help me make something. Swiss Rolls or something. She just said

"Ooh my god, it's hot."

Now she's singing. Now she said something in malay angrily. Now she tsked. Now she's clanging ore. She said um. She said "I think". She's clanging more.

Is not this exciting?

She grunted and now she's on the ground. She turned on the tap.

How much do you want?

Nothing... Nothing... I wonder what J-Ski and N are doing. 

She turned the tap on again. Dad would say she's using the whole river. She turned off the tap. She loudly walked with her shoes. Someone opened the door to J-Ski's room. J-Ski is here, and she wants to ask me something. She said 

"Can I put the screen protector on?

OW!"

Now she left. This is strange.

Ummi sounds rushed. She wants us to help her. Sakinah wants me to help her. AAAAAAAGHH!!!

Question Of The Day

Are you hungry?

I'm not. Bye. I gotta go help J-Ski with the screen protector. Grr.

Update 4:00PM

Updates

I'm going to soccer practice in about half an hour. It's going to be real windy.

I'm going to eat some Nutella samwiches before I go.

This is not my picture. I do not put that much Nutella, and I only put it on one bread. Also, I do not have a fancy camera to take this picture with.

J-Ski got an iPhone 3G, which me and Daddy have been trying to get since like Mid-January. Some of you may say it wasn't worth the $139 it was, but it was unlocked, and it is J-Ski's first smartphone.

We got it from Dailysteals.com . Chances are, the iPhone is probably not on there right now, but it comes and goes a lot. I even saw a 3Gs once for sale on their sister website, icemonkey.com , but we missed it.

This is what J-Ski's upgrading from.

Haha, Ummi's listening to her voice recording that we recorded of her reciting 95 ayahs of surah Baqarah.

Bck to the phone.

We might get whited00r on the phone to make it look iOS6ish and to give it more apps from Cydia and Time Machine. But we're going to wait for a week before we decide anything.


I changed my Gmail password and I keep forgetting it.

 I'm starting to consider changing back to my old password.

AAgh!! I have to go get ready and eat! You guys are mean.

Question Of The Day

Do your knees crack when you stand and stuff?

Mine do.


BYE! I HAVE TO GET READY NOW!!

J-Ski is behind me being annoying on her phone. And she calls me hooked. Sheesh.