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Sorry, I could not post yesterday because I didn't have the Macbook.

It's really windy right now, but it's sunny. I hear a weird scraping sound on the wall behind me. It sounds like someone scraping dirt or dried mud off something with a metal scraper thingy.

First of all, the recipe! Maybe I'll do a recipe every sunday. Doubt it though.

But anyway, this week's recipe is spaghetti. Ready? This is a very difficult recipe.


(a)
1. Boil some water
2. Throw some spaghetti and salt into the pot
3. Strain and eat.

Done.

Recipe

Obviously I'm kidding. Let's begin.
First, julienne or juliet or something the carrots. Basically cut em like this. I used 3 carrots for 2 boxes of spaghetti.

 Cut some chinese cabbage. It looks a lot like lettuce, so be careful not to throw it away, since you think it's lettuce.
HA HA

 Okay now boil pasta. For instructions on this, refer to (a).

 While your pasta is cooking, cut an onion. I just sliced it. Nothing fancy.

 Okay, also get some ground beef. We need that. So what you want to do, is get some raw beef on a fork, and then eat it.
HA HA

Ugh I hear the scraping sound again. Wait... is that Z?

Fry your beef for about 3 minutes.

 Oh yeah, use this much oil. Exactly that much oil.
JUST KIDDING. Use how much oil you want. Sheesh.

 Oh yeah, get these stuff out while your beef is frying.
From left to right: Soy sauce, Liquid Aminos(optional), Blended chili (It's in a tomato paste jar), ketchup, hoisin sauce, sesame oil, and tomato paste.

 Okay, now go back to your beef and enjoy its aroma.
*Cough, cough*
Add the carrots.

 after like 5 minutes or something, add all the stuff, like the soy sauce and stuff. It doesn't matter in which order you put them in. also add the onions.

 Onions.

 After the onions become like transparent and jiggly, add the lettuce - WAIT! I mean Chinese cabbage.

 After the lettuce has cooked, throw it away cabbage has cooked, add the spaghetti.

 Mix the spaghetti with all the good stuff and you are done. Yay!




This is the pasta I made for Z cuz he's allergic. I did the exact same thing, used almost all the exact same stuff.

This is the spaghetti!

 Well, that's it for the recipe! Make, enjoy, and barf!



On Saturday I made some waffles for breakfast.

 These are my waffles.

 This is my dad's waffle with horribly arranged berries.
When Dad saw me putting whipped cream on my waffles, he started screaming muchap at me. I don't know the English translation of muchap, so you'll have to ask him or something. Or google it. I think it's spelled mucap.

It was scary though.

Okay... What else? Oh yeah I also had that soccer game yesterday. We lost, 2-4. Yay.
Our snacks were brought by Zayzay. They were fruit rolls.
We also had some gatorade. THE BOTTLES ARE TOO SMALL.
I have practice tomorrow. How exciting. I hope we scrimmage. But we probably won't because two guys won't come to practice because they have a concert or something.

Injuries

The rude team we were playing against made me twist my ankle, but I untwisted it and now it doesn't hurt any more.

My left knee feels all painful and stuff if I bend it while putting  lot of pressure on it. But it barely hurts anymore. It was worst yesterday.

-End injury section-

This morning we played Tennis, and it was so hot. My mouth felt like an old man's.

I need lotion, but Z lost it. Z is listening to his Mp3 right now.

Oh yeah, Ummi made Mee Curry last night. It's delicious.

Mee Curry looks funny spelled out.

I didn't know what Mee Curry was and Ummi started screaming.

"I ALREADY MADE IT BEFORE, YOU GUYS ALWAYS SAY I DON'T MAKE THINGS!"
Scary.

Well you still don't make things. You make Mee Curry. But whatever.

Stay calm, marmy jarmy!


Um... N is at Sunday school all by herself to enjoy snacks and climbing trees and trying to act cool.
Heehee.

Let's see...
Ummi's doing her class

J-Ski's doing bad stuff

Z is listening to his Mp3 player junky voice recordings. He can't even talk, so basically he's just listening to himself scream and shreik and fake laugh. Also, he records us because he gets bored of his screams and shreiks and fake laughs.

 

Question Of The Day

Do you know anyone who laughs fakely?

LOL I just remembered that Daddy was all scared of the cashier at the store because he claimed that she kept on laughing when nothing was funny. He said,
"...kita nak balik, dia 'bai, hihihi'." 
Only malaysians or people who ask what he meant will understand. But it isn't funny unless you heard him say it.

N and Z both laugh fakely.